To my Dear and Loving French Fries


When I go through the drive thru,

I always see you there

When I roll down the window,

I smell you here and there


All I eat is YOU

No burgers, shakes, or nuggets


You are w






Better than an English muffin or crumpet


I dip you in ketchup,

more than a diver dips in a pool

I eat every single one,

I would not be so cruel


You are so extremely hot,

Channing Tantum could not compare

Gettin' rid of you,

Just would not be fair


I love you so much,

I'm thinking about you now

Trust me when I eat you,

You'll never see me frown




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