My Favorite Animal
My favorite animal is
Homo sapiens sapiens
This mammal has it all
It's cute
It's smart
It is easily house trained
It's so adaptable
So good at long distance travel
thanks to the massive gluteus maximus adorning it's shapely lower limbs
Did I mention its upright posture which frees its arms for holding stuff?
Or it's dexterity which makes it able to climb like a Mountain Goat
despite it originating in the fucking savannah (so cool)
Like the fucking quadcopter of the mammal world
Holy Mother of God I love Homo sapiens sapiens