Introduction to Wonderland
“You see I haven’t a clue.
For a rabbit, that’s nothing new.
It’s plainly clear
In here, my dear,
We’re crazy, but how do you do?
Now here’s a peculiar thing
That all of our time seems to ling-
Er on quite late.
Oh late! My date!
Why doesn’t my watch ever ring?
“Oh life here is surely a dream”
But these dreams have caused some to scream.
And late I am still
But not by my will.
The time here is not how it seems.
Now I must go, but I’ll let you know,
There are places you must not go.
Avoid the cat,
The man with mad hat,
And the queen: your head? Off it goes.
My time with you is surely done,
Don’t know if I could say t'was fun.
I’m late, my dear,
I’m out of here.”
And then the rabbit was gone.