Yo Dad
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Yo dad
You remember signing my birth certificate?
I bet you were so glad
What about when I first got my ears pierced
You remember right
You were there when I shed those tears
Noooo. What about my first birthday party
You know
Around the time when I became such a smarty
You weren’t tardy
You were the first one there
Right?
Sike
Lets skip a few years
You remember when you took me on a bike ride?
What about the time you pulled me aside
You know
Just talked to me
Father to daughter
Taught me how to defend myself against all this SLAUGHTER
Waitttttt now we cant forget my 5th grade graduation
Or the 8th
You were there in the crowd
Couldn’t even maintain yo face
Right?
WRONG
If you really expect me to call you dad
That’s sad
All the things you could have gave me that I never had
Oh don’t look so shocked bitch
At how I can just switch up on you like a light switch
Cuz this is rage that you caused upon yourself
You cant tell me shit
For one your not a factor in my life
So who the fuck are you to try to tell me whats right
Or wrong for that matter
Me & my brother is the only two things that proves your made of atoms
Get it?
Without us you aint shit
Not even a twinkle in the sky
Shit I don’t even think I’d be too hurt when you die
At least that funky ass $50 in child support would multiply
Yeah that’s how serious this shit is
Im not talking square biz
Get that through ya head trick
Im speaking on real life
And truth is you treat your seeds real TRIFE
But its all good cuz its you that’s missin out
Cuz through all this struggle ima make it
No doubt
So while your ass is sitting there lonely, old, and deprived
Ima be around the world changing lives
I know this may sound bad
But fuck that mothafukka that thinks he’s my “DAD”