Broke a vase and crashed a car,

Told my Daddy I wasn't going far.

I choked on stage

Tripped and fell

I am definitly not hollywood,

Oh damn well.

Got a drink dumped on my face 

Accidently wore the outfit twice to the same place.

Tried helping an old woman with her bags

She tripped and fell and starts to nag 

I'd probably make it well in space.

But here on earth I need to suck it up 

and just walk like an Ace.