Life has its ups and downs as you know
Things can make me sad and they can make me happy
I want to be uplifted.
Perfect euphoria is within my reach when:
I stand in the clearing of a snow-cloaked forest
Snow clouds blanket the sky
White-winged angels descend from the heavens whilst singing Bohemian Rhapsody
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
A herd of kittens, impervious to the cold, approaches me
Their purrs warm my heart
I recline in the snow, and they surround me
Ryan Gosling comes forth from the forest, bearing Starbucks and cookies
The scent of the incoming feast wafts toward me
Suddenly, a beam of goldlight pierces the clouds
Jesus Christ descends from the heavens
From his robes he pulls out a book
He proceeds to read French poetry with the voice of Morgan Freeman
Rainbows tinged with gold arch across the sky
The scent of cookies remains long after they are gone
As I doze off, the kittens pull a thick, fuzzy blanket over me
This is how I will be uplifted.
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