He’s ugly

Smugly laughing at your voice

Rejoice that soon you rid your life of him

Skim the bodies of campus again and find one better

Sweater weather is over

Clover runs rampant across your lust-filled playground

Sound your desires and they will come to be

Beastly boys and grizzly girls, remember, are not the only ones available

Inhalable lovers are within your grasp

Gasps from their tongue

Unsung cries

Chastise any that tell you otherwise