O'l Ollie is my granddad
He's as old as a Dino
If he heard he'd be mad
So if he asks say no

He's a real fix it man
Started back when he was small
He also never tanned
He isn't too tall
But makes up for it
By using his knowledge
His cunning wit
Though he didn't go to college

All around he's great
He makes me happy
He's probably never late
And never too sappy

Ol' Ollie is amazing
And loves his family
Even after a little teasing
Yabba dabba doo Ollie

I hope you like it
I'm sorry it took a while
But my love is like a pit
A deep and endless pile
Of being proud
To be your grandchild.