Memoir of a Lovesick Preschooler
It was a hot day at Yiyah's
So we went inside to play
A game of Sleeping Beauty
That soon went astray.
All three sat on the capet
Criss-cross applesauce.
I laid out the rules
Because I fancied myself boss.
Wynn and I would be spellbound
Asleep in a tower tall,
When Ross would come to the rescue
Kissing us one and all.
So Wynn and I reclined,
Our lips puckered up tight;
I closed my eyes and pictured Ross,
My brave and gallant knight.
I waited and waited and waited,
But no peck grazed my cheek.
Finally I could not bear it
So I ope'd my eyes and peeked.
What I saw was awful.
My eyes bugged at the sight.
My man was cuddling Wynn,
Eyes gleaming in the light.
I popped up to my feet
And stormed at them in fury.
My lover was a traitor.
My vision became blurry.
"KISS ME NOW!" I roared,
Jerking up my chin.
Ross pulled his eyes off her and whispered,
"Rachel, I pick Wynn."