I woke up 30 minutes past eight,
And School starts at nine.
I know that I will be late,
So I give up trying to be on time.
I walk into the class ten minutes after the bell
And you say ‘get a tardy pass’
I don’t feel like going through hell
Just because I walked into the class.
30 minutes later, I hear a voice so light
Murmuring about a test or two,
I wish you would disapper out of sight,
Because life would be better without you.
Five minutes before the class must end,
I fall asleep, and you start to fuss
As you yap, I want to kick your shin
Which would explain my obvious look of disgust.
Just Shutup, for goodness’ sakes!
I don’t need any lip from you,
If you continue, I’ll get out the mace
And that will be the end of ‘teachers rule’.
But I am a good child,
So I will endure this pain until the end!
I will pass your class so wild.
And once I pass, I’ll burn my books
For I’ll never take you again!