I've decided to eat today...

Is a cup of coffee okay?

Only if it's black,

Maybe some strawberries?

Only 2 allowed for you,

Okay.. What about some carrots?

You're really pushing it,

Okay Okay, maybe just one cookie.. No no just a half I mean,

Can't believe you even considered that...

Sorry,

Just for that you deserve nothing,

Okay,

I guess I won't be eating today...