I've decided to eat today...
Is a cup of coffee okay?
Only if it's black,
Maybe some strawberries?
Only 2 allowed for you,
Okay.. What about some carrots?
You're really pushing it,
Okay Okay, maybe just one cookie.. No no just a half I mean,
Can't believe you even considered that...
Just for that you deserve nothing,
I guess I won't be eating today...