The Birth of an Urban Legend
There's a half-burnt man
in the woods out back,
where the dog won't go
and the brush is black.
Past the old stone-stack
and the berries red
stands a musty shack—
so I've heard it said.
And at night you hear
the man's ghostly scream,
coming from that shack
by the stone-stack stream.
It'll haunt your dreams,
fill your soul with dread,
when you hear that scream—
so I've heard it said.
The old shack caught fire,
many years ago;
just who set the blaze,
no one seems to know.
But no plants will grow,
nothing there will tread
'cause the ground's hallowed—
so I've heard it said.
With a face like wax,
and with hands all scarred,
and with eyes that glow,
and with skin all charred;
his appearance marred
and his soul undead,
there he guards his yard—
so I've heard it said.
And this man will come,
if I'm not in bed.
And he'll
BURN
ME
UP...
...so my brothers said.