Damn, What A Fam
"Damn, what a fam,"
I say to myself
As I admire our picture on the shelf
Ask anyone of us
We'll tell you that we're the best
We will gladly put our "family honor" to the test
I’m the oldest grandchild on both sides of my family
The Guinea Pig, so they say
The first grandchild to move away
I don’t want to leave
But it must be done
I have to be the person I want to become
My family loves me
They give me immense support
They know my writing isn’t just a sport
I mean, it's my choice to go four states away
And I know the drive is nearly half a day
But all I can think about are the people I will miss...
You see, my grandpa has a pool
And Oma always answers the phone
I've got 26 intermediate relatives on my mom's side alone
I look exactly like my mother
She is the epitome of what I aspire
And with her help, I know I can soar even higher
Dad's got a sister
She the best aunt and Godmother
And her two sons a practically my little brothers
Our l household of four increased to five
When Papa moved in
And I don't know how we ever got by without him
My aunts like to fuss over me
Always asking why I don’t have a boyfriend
But it's probably because I’m too obsessed with books and boy bands
But I worry a lot for my future husband
He may think it’s my dad he has to worry about
But it’ll be my uncles that’ll try to drive him out
I’ve got 13 cousin on my mom’s side, 8 girls and 5 boys
Us girls have got those boys way outnumbered
We really know how to bring on the thunder
My little sister is a nuisance
And she is really fun to pester,
But I don’t know what I would do without her
My dad is my rock,
And I love his “squishy hugs”
Even though he always teases me about my fear of bugs
The big and the small, the young and the old
We’re all Italians and know for being bold
The food, the wine, the laughs, the cries
Truly, my family is one of a kind
We can weather a storm of any size
Even though sometimes we have a tendency to dramatize
Yeah, some might think that this is silly
But I love my family to death
And I’ll fight for them and with them until my very last breath
Through thick and thin, the ups and downs,
Without them I'd be completely lost
And I would do anything for them, no matter the cost