Poems from strangerrandy
I’m just a blue collar guy from Omaha, Nebraska. I like punk rock and foreign art house movies but I’m catholic and a conservative who voted for Trump. It puts me at odds with all the artsy hipsters. I don’t really fit in anywhere. Artsy people are all atheists and liberals and conservatives don’t like the art I like. Being different sucks. I really don’t get along with anyone.
I wish I could see the sea
But I’m landlocked in this city
Omaha’s is just fine
And even if I had something to do
With all of my free time...
Fuck you with a razor blade
That was what he said
To the ten dollar whore
Fuck you with a razor blade
That was what he said
To the neighbor...
It’s homecoming this week
For the high school kids
It’s also my anniversary
Of being lonely
When I was sixteen
I had a date for the dance...
I may be a loser now
But in my past lifetimes
I was a big deal
I may work at Footlocker
Lacing up peoples shoes
But in my past lifetimes
I...
Why did I have to be named Yoshi
It’s the only Japanese name that Americans recognize
Named after some stupid Mario Brothers character
Yes...