I may be a loser now
But in my past lifetimes
I was a big deal

I may work at Footlocker
Lacing up peoples shoes
But in my past lifetimes
I was a super dude

I was a Mayan king
I was a Viking explorer
I was Genghis Khan

I’m a loser now
Who’s paying for my many sins
For raping and pillaging
That is why I make minimum wage

When I pay for my sins
I will be a great man
Maybe a billionaire
Maybe a prince
Maybe a guy
Who gets lots of pussy