Zeus's Splitting Headache
Location
1382 Bercot Rd
United States
See map: Google Maps
We may believe
That his head aches
Because his daughter's birth.
But it turns out
His splitting pain
Is caused by the Paul brothers.
His lovely child Athena
Was born quite normally
And did not cause Zeus hurt.
That hurt in fact came from
Jake and Logan Paul
And all their trash videos.
Ohio Fried Chicken
It's Every Day Bro
They made Zeus want to cry.
But alas the god of lightning
A true king in his right
Has no fight with these mortals.
Though we wish he did, right?
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