(A ballad that goes with the Adams Family Theme)

As I walked in, (snap snap)

Into the school, (snap snap)

There was a boy,

Making me feel, 

Just like a fool. (Snap snap)

My heart sank, (snap snap)

Fell to the floor, (snap snap) 

As I saw him,

Walking with her,

In through the door. (Snap snap)

I lost all hope, (snap snap)

I had no chance, (snap snap)

To change his mind,

About his fate, 

And love at first glance. (Snap snap)

He felt the same, (snap snap)

About some guy, (snap snap)

Who knew the truth, 

Bout what he liked, 

And wanted to try. (Snap snap)

It's so unfair, (snap snap)

I want to throw up, (snap snap)

The boy is gay, 

Just trying to, 

Cover it up. (Snap snap)