Too Fat For Fame
I remember it like it was seconds ago.
Anxiously,
Waiting in the hall for my group to be called
To awe a table of discriminators
And teach these other girls a thang or two as if I was an educator
Since I heard whispers
But because mama taught me that haters will broadcast your failures and whisper your successes
I decided I didn't wanna leave just yet
It's my time to shine and this audition is mine
I walked in with my head high
Confidence on power ranger jedi
I locked eyes with the judges
To let them know "I'm ready for you to judge this"
Just sit back and relax, watch how I does this
And I can guarantee that you will love this
Start the music.
I put my all into it.
Reviving these dead faces with my energy
I will make sure that everybody in here will remember me
This is just too easy.
Being the thickest one there, before I started dancing they secretly teased me
And when I was finished, they secretly praised me
And why is everything so secret? Act like a lady
The nay-sayers didn't phase me.
You talked about me with your friends, but on Facebook you wanna dance with me
That's funny.
I waited a week and a half for them to say I'm sorry.
With a weak rejection that basically said I wasn't qualified for the dancer they're looking for
I'm a great dancer, but I had a little more
To work with.
The girls they chose were like sizes 0 to 4
And when they danced, they wore bras and crop tops to show their cores
And obviously that just wasn't me
See, I got some extra meat
But when I hear a beat, music just speak to me and I can't help but move my feet
I didn't make the dance team.
But they wanted my choreography.
And I'm just like..."Are you kidding me?"
You've gotta be insane.
Jina Katura is my name and I'm
Too Fat.
Too Talented.
Too Fat For Fame.