Ty is the name of a boy

who is my friend

  that takes me on the occasional adventure.

I'll never stop writing about those adventures.

He used to live in Springfield, right of Centennial.

You may encounter people like Ty,

  but they'll never be THIS Ty.

He has a dark sense of humor,

a head of shaggy hair,

and a knack for

  selling hallucinogens.

It can be hard finding people so

open to new experiences,

but he's five courageous people in one.

I could go on and on,

  but there's no point.

You'll only know him if you do.