Thor

God of thunder

Long red hair

Tied upon his head

Strongest of all the gods

Plays spike ball with his college friends 

Protector of mankind

Involved in the meme community

”YEET!”

He yells as the hurls Mjolnir into the wind

Thor

God of thunder

Dumb as a rock

He makes us wonder

How he managed to get through high school

Son of Odin

Plays Pokémon Go! after each adventure

A typical college kid with the responsibilities of a god