Thick Headed Baby / 5 Minutes in Church
Short hair, shoulders wide,
kinda short,
narrow-eyed.
More stubborn than anybody else in my whole damn life!
Stop talking to me like, that.
Walking up to me,
When my mother's right by my side,
She doesn't need a second look.
Yeah.
If she could pick you out of a line-up of more than 6 girls we got a problem.
If I get outted by some g-d-m "hey why does that boyish looking girl keep talking to you, what kind of friends do you have?"
by some g-d-m "I'm so gay!" because you couldn't hold off talking about your celebrity crush for a hour at church-
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh-uh!-
What'd you mean, uh-uh?
First of all, that's blasphemy, don't you mean gosh-darn it
I sure don't
Second of all, second of all,
I'm stubborn and you're thick headed, because
You talk to me like this and I'm sitting by your side, because
I love you
and you risked your mother's wrath
to almost sit in my lap for five minutes, because-
It's only been two minutes-
You love me too
Stop fussing and we can sit in peace together for three minutes
You love me too
Sure do!