Once there were two douches

Thesius and Pirithous were their names

More than anything

They sought a hot woman to bang

They ventured to the club

Looking for the hottest of the hot

And found Persephonee

Then started drinking a lot

Persephonee was dancing, drinking

Socializing with her boyfriend Hades

Who was the owner of the club

And his bouncers were his furies

With no awareness of his volume

Pirithous laid out his scheme

To date rape Persephonee

Loud and clear to Hades

Hades asked them “What are you doing?”

“Nothing,” they said.

“It doesn’t sound like nothing.”

Then he called his Fury friends.

They beat Thesius and Pirithous bloody

And kicked them out of the bar

Pirithous’s testicals got so brutalized

He had to go to the ER