My entire commute, lunch break, day, night,

And essentially, life is made up of “moments”.

To know me, is to know my love and passion for all things funny.

My entire commute, lunch break, day, night,

And essentially, life is made of “moments” that make me laugh.

“Moments”, that I just have to toss my head back and giggle,

Because, well, they would simply only happen to me.

My entire commute, lunch break, day, night,

And essentially, life is made up of what I call

“That AWESOME moment when…” moments.

Let me paint this AWESOME picture for you.

My entire commute, lunch break, day, night,

And essentially, life is made of,

That AWESOME moment when I am pouring sweat, and my coach says,

“The work out begins in 3…2…1…GO!”

That AWESOME moment when I paint my nails,

Most of the nail polish made it onto the nail,

And my phone rings…at the bottom of my purse.

That AWESOME moment when my mom AND my dog are diagnosed with bronchitis.

That AWESOME moment when a relatively attractive man,

Under the age of 60, is checking me out.

But then I realize it’s because my outfit looks as if

A hyperactive child threw up three bags of skittles into a kaleidoscope.

The “moments” of my life are often a hot mess, double dipped in irony,

But I love them.

My entire commute, lunch break, day, night,

And essentially, life is made up of AWESOME moments, that I am ever so pleased

To call my life.