Telltale Signs of Adulthood
When your face gets more and more wrinkles
and your eyes become deadened without its twinkle
that’s when you know you’re an adult
When no one cares about your excuses
It’s all about how you can fix this
that’s when you know you’re an adult
When your get so, so many bills
and they start forming a paper hill
that’s when you know you’re an adult
When you still love cartoons, fart jokes, and games
but admitting it becomes more and more lame
that’s when you know you’re an adult
When kids look up and call you Mr. and Mrs.
and when you give advice they actually listen
that’s when you know you’re an adult
When you know a bit better what to do or say
assess the situation, then jump into the fray
that’s when you know you’re an adult
When you are no longer pulled back and forth by your emotions
And can keep professional in most situations
that’s when you know you’re an adult
When you can take criticism in stride
and not much can hurt your pride
that’s when you know you’re an adult
When you can harness the pain of your present and past
As fuel for a better future, to keep steadfast
that’s when you know you’re an adult
Growing up is hard
but it’s not all bad
When you can stand up to the challenge
and face whatever crap life throws at you head-on
You’ll be proud to know
that you’ve successfully become an adult