My name is Tan,

I'm not a man,

People think I am, 

Man or not, people thought 

I own a yacht,

But I never said I did.

My name is Tan,

I have a plan,

to be batman, 

The star-spangled Tan with a plan

died as Batman, 

before I could can-can 

and ran into the milkman

when I reincarnated into a caveman,

I screamed out, "I am TARZAN" 

This is getting out of hand.