The Siren Bachelorette
The Siren Bachelorette
From the producers of The Bachelor and The Island of Dr. Moreau
Comes a new series; a dating show
That fights for survival, while fighting for love.
Join ten lucky deckhands,
Fresh off of filming the reality show Below Deck
As they square off to meet
A lady quite mysterious.
With a voice of velvet,
Who, up until now, has lived in seclusion for almost thirty years
Talk about a girl who likes her alone time!
Join these men,
Brought together with the Siren
Through fate, chance,
And with the help of the rocky cliffs that stranded them there,
As they search for love
And feel the cruel pain of unrequited love’s sting
Yes, that’s right,
You’ve never seen a rose ceremony like this before
Everything’s coming up roses
Until they’re swimming with fishes.
“Eliminated from the show” takes on a whole different meaning
Try to run, try to hide,
But just like these men come to find,
You’ll be captivated by the show
Just as they, become captivated
And later captured,
by the lady of the hour, the Siren.
It’ll have you begging for more,
Just as the sailors did,
When asking for their lives.
A modern day fairytale.
Tuesday night, 9/8central, ABC.