there was a lady
went out with her friends
to what is appears from a bar
she must've filled up her beer in a large jar
she walked downstairs to the subway platform
luckily, she didnt actually wore platforms
that would've been more embarrassing than a guy
that gets no luv from a chick
she is a big time prick
anyhow
she was so off balance
she was tipping over the platform vomiting
on the tracks like a ghetto sculpture shooting out water
she became everyone's entertainment more hi def than
a 50 inch Samsung flat-screen
that was something not worth seen
that was not cool
her behavior exemplifies her as a fool
next time, be smart and use a better tool