Selfies are F*cking Stupid
Selfies are stupid,
You can fight me if you think otherwise,
When people take them in public,
I look at them cross-eyed,
What the fuck are you doing,
Why filters exist, is another damn question,
Filtering yourself is the same as Photoshop,
Fight me if you think not,
I am not a filter,
My voice sounds funny and I’m always hungry,
I have an obsession with donuts,
I would love to try cronuts,
I eat so much you’d think I was a Sumo wrestler,
I hate the gym,
But sometimes love it,
I can be overprotective and bluntly honest,
But that’s always been me,
If you don’t like it then fuck off,
I’m not a filter,
I have a personality.