With a life on the sea

Pirates hardly ever see

The beautiful pie

The Pizza pie!

Anchovies, pineapples, mushrooms galore

Pirates want every topping and many more

Each pizza is size large

Only the best pizza will get on their barge

The steering wheel gets covered with grease

The captain can no longer steer with ease

That is why pizza is no longer allowed on board

Just don’t tell the crew that the captain has his secret hoard