I woke up this morning

And I was in need

I looked at my sheets 

And found that I bleed

Sister, Sister

Who is so rad

Would you mind handing me a pad?

Tampax, Playtex, Kotex, the whole stock

If not changed in 4 hours

I am in danger of toxic shock

These period cramps 

Have me in frustration

God

Why did I have to start menstruation?