He always says the right thing

He is always considerate

He is never wrong

He never tolerates ignorant people

When he ignores them, they always disappear

He latches onto popular opinion

He is tolerant of replaced values

He is always right and never wrong

He is everywhere and everyone

He thinks for everyone else

He is the perfect human being

The way he was intended to be

Manufactured and designed in this way

And we all think for him