Mama didn't raise no porcelain doll

No fake eyelashes, no lace

Just a girl who is going to take it all

Mama didn't raise no pageant queen 

No southern accent, no big hair

Just a girl with a few actual dreams

Mama didn't raise no backup dancer, no!

No skimpy outfits, no standing in the back 

Just a girl who is headlining her show 

Mama didn't raise no 

big-breasted small-brained

Object

to make men drool

Mama raised a smart-ass bitch 

My mama didn't raise no fool.