Oh yes, I am so humble

The entire world can see

that my awesomeness stems

from my profound humility.

Every day I see the signs

of a person just and kind.

Oh yes, I am so humble.

Won't you all please look at me?

When I wake up in the morning

I thank God for making me:

the perfect humble person

that everyone should be.

At night before bed

I look in the mirror and say,

"Because you were so humble,

you had a perfect day."