The most bothersome thing for me is my dog

all he does is lie like a log

He never wants to go and play catch

no matter how loud I scream "Fetch" 

It is so painful when he bites

he makes my anger reach all new heights 

Everywhere lies his golden fur 

come anywhere near him he starts to "GRRR"

Inside the house he loves to poop

I hate stepping in this nasty gloop

He makes me so angry I want to run away

oh, why did I ever take in this stray

Sometimes I would love to give him a kick

this is the story of my dog named "Tick"