The most bothersome thing for me is my dog
all he does is lie like a log
He never wants to go and play catch
no matter how loud I scream "Fetch"
It is so painful when he bites
he makes my anger reach all new heights
Everywhere lies his golden fur
come anywhere near him he starts to "GRRR"
Inside the house he loves to poop
I hate stepping in this nasty gloop
He makes me so angry I want to run away
oh, why did I ever take in this stray
Sometimes I would love to give him a kick
this is the story of my dog named "Tick"