My Dear William
Location
Ripple across the pond,
Yet nothing makes me fond.
Yes, it is just my luck,
To find a cannibal duck.
I cannot tell a lie:
I fed him poultry pie.
Certainly, I'm in a tangle
With a man marked by an angel;
All of us had hoped he had
Something far better to add
To this predicament,
But instead, he composed a limerick!