Here’s the News about AVID~

 

I’m in AVID, get over it.

You think that AVID students aren’t as good as your regular ones?

Well here’s the news: You. Are. Wrong.

As in dead wrong.

 

You think that AVID is for the stupid students?

That they, the AVID students, shouldn’t be in your AP classes?

Well here’s the news: AVID students are better than the rest.

I’m not being stuck up. It’s a fact.

 

You still don’t believe me.

Look in your grade books before going and bashing AVID,

Make sure that there are no AVID students, teachers, or supporters near you,

Because some AVID students might make your job difficult if they heard what you say.

 

And it really sucks that I can’t say this to your face.

And still, you are discriminatory against AVID.

Here’s the news: I. Think. You’re. Stupid.

Why? Because you said that AVID was for the slow kids.

 

You have never been more wrong.

Before you go and bash AVID, look at your grade books, look at who your best student is.

Oh. Shocker. It looks like your best student is an AVID kid.

What. Now.

 

And it sucks that I can’t say this to your face.

Because one moment, when we are face to face, you are an AVID supporter.

But then in the next moment, when AVID goes on college scouting missions, you raise hell.

You moan and complain over my missing your class, and you make our lives hell.

 

Well here’s the news: we grin and bear it.

Why? Because we, the AVID students, are better than you in that way.

We don’t belittle people for trying to reach their goals,

We most certainly do not make their lives hell when they try to make those aspirations their realities (unlike other people).

 

We are AVID, and as a whole, we have the tenacity to prove you wrong,

And when we do, hopefully it will make you ashamed of yourself.

So shut up, you disparager, you misanthropist of the AVID community,

And know that when the time comes, all of your malicious words will come back to haunt you.

 

...Every single person in my AVID class is fucking stupid. I'm the smartest one in the school, and I quit AVID last year.

What a fucking shocker.

I was actually dumber when I was in AVID. Perhaps it's the weight of the GIANT 2 INCH BINDER!

This is a horrible poem :)