Way back in the old days of Limerick,

The town's mayor was not quite so synergic,

So the people decided,

That they wanted to be provided,

With a foundation made of some newer brick.

They selected the broom maker Sean,

For his brains and not for his brawn,

For false crimes they tried to convict,

This was really a trick,

and Sean became mayor because of this Con.

So how does this relate to the world today?

Well the mayor could be president Trump, I say.

And by democratic debate,

We choose our candidate,

As the new leader of our nation's soiree.