The best poem ever written, had its audience so smitten. It captivated thinkers. Sobered up those lousy drinkers. It rose up to the occasion, moved people with persuasion. It fought those moral battles, no more difficult equations. The best poem ever written, made the feeble-hearted sicken. Too strong for silence, too weak to fight, it took its victims in the night. Its words were no more than sounds, yet at its start my dear heart pounds. There has never been a spoken word to which such innocence abounds. Not defined by its author, your minds it would alter, if you ever heard the best poem i have slaughtered. I have never been a poet, financial struggles wrote it. The best poem ever written isn't this one, and i know it.