I'm A God

I’m not just a coach.

I know I’m always right

But I’m not a massive douche.

I wish I was taller,

I make up for it with my truck;

My truck wishes she was taller too.

My wife wears my pants

As I sit here like a mule

With its balls wrapped in

Duct tape. 

This poem is about: 
My community
Our world


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