If I had a dollar
My impression "strange but funny"
Parents impression "feminine & funky"
I thought "lowered truck?"
You can't even take it to get stuck
You've not had a relationship?
Dude get a grip
You were Never one to hangout with girls a lot
Until I got caught.
I was your lie,
Which was real sly.
Those 2 months were 2 to long.
Blinded all along.
Should've noticed the signs.
Should've read between the lines.
"I need to meet you" I said.
"She's breaking up" is what you read
We had the same feeling
So It was a mutual leaving
Since then it's been daily,
Definitely shady,
& i haven't noticed a lady.
You got mad & accused me
So your face is now on my golf tee.
You talked like you wanted me back,
But I wanted to give you a smack.
"I could have fixed it in a split second"
But I learned my lesson.
A Photo of you & the other closet was posted.
You thought I was roasted.
When really,
sexuality was questioned, actually.
Best response was the bomb.
"I don't get it. Are they a couple?" From my mom
You called your self out.
Might as well go all-out
Cause it's something to write about
Definitely can't face the truth
Ain't like loosing a baby tooth
Show every body the real side
Go worldwide
Don't hide& Show your pride
If I had a dollar,
For Every time I was asked
I could pay for a lawyer,
& you'd be put on blast.
This poem is about:
Me