Haikus About The Greatest Four Years Of Your Life
You’ve been accepted
College, university
What’s a student loan?
The first two years here
General education
Money, where are you?
Two weeks, fifty bucks
All that is left in the bank
I had three thousand.
Netflix has Spongebob
There’s geometry homework
The struggle is real.
Cry. Booze. Sleep. Repeat.
At class with a hangover
...This is not my class.
“Mom, help. I need cash.”
“Grandma, help. I need some cash.”
No cash. Just ramen.
Two breakdowns, no sleep
This was not covered in class
Midterms and finals.
Tuition money
Student loans are here to help
Help. Someone please help.
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Graduation, debt
Got a job at Taco Bell
I hear Sallie Mae.
Rent too high, no food
Endless debt payments rising
Need more money. &#%^.