Goldilocks and The Three Bears
My, oh my, Mama Bear is panicking
The look on her face of her eaten porridge is the regret of our traveling
My, oh my, Papa Bear is angry
The print on his chair left him to wonder if Mama had acts of polyandry
My, oh my, I am crying
This little girl with bright, yellow locks sleeping on my bed was quite terrifying
She laid there with her eyes closed and very peaceful
She was not very pretty though, resembling the looks of a weasel
I want her to wake up and find us staring at her
Hoping that this memory later on will be anything but a blur
I hated this girl who laid on my bed
She caused us anguish while her comfort is laying on my bedspread
Papa Bear is angry, growling even
She gave him more anxiety than hunting season
I deeply desire that she has nightmares in her sleep
Then maybe next time, all she’ll be doing is counting sheep
Mama Bear was very annoyed
Oh, how I wish the girl knew what kind of barriers she had destroyed
Finally, this girl had woke up and yawned
She stared at us blankly, wondering what in the world was going on
Her eyes started to widen, and tears started to trickle
Papa Bear let out a growl while I could see her tremble and arms slowly cripple
Mama Bear nastily scrunched up her snout
And the girl just had to shout
This was the last straw, and I let out my biggest roar
Gladly, the little girl fell onto the floor
Crying, tears of agony and regret
We made sure of that, as she ran out and left
Oh, how glad we were that she was gone
It was a triumph, a celebration and last but not least, the greatest phenomenon