Everything's awesome, Everything's cool

from pencils, to blankets, to Prince George's drool

movies, and books, and your grandmother's pool

Also what's awesome are scholarships

Everthing's awesome, Everthing's great

from whales, to sharks, to your very first date

windows, and cars, and Obama's front gate

Yet, have I mentioned a scholarship

Everthing's awesome, Everything's sweet

from watches, to purses, to Tweety birds tweet

Ceilings, and switches, and luxury suites

Equally awesome are scholarships

Everthing's awesome, Everything's dandy

from grass, to trees, to Spongebob's friend Sandy

cats, and dogs, and lots of good candy

But nothing surpasses a scholarship