I’m there for you whenever you need me

  …except for when it’s inconvenient.

You’re the most important person in my life

  …until someone better shows up.

I’m sorry

  …that I got caught.

I won’t leave you

  …until I decide I’m better off without you.

I’m listening to you

  …so I don’t feel as guilty talking about myself.

So many people care about you

  …but I’m not one of them.

I won’t tell anyone

  …that I don’t feel like telling.

I want you to tell me about your problems

  …so I can feel better about myself.

My life wouldn’t be the same without you

  …until I'd find someone to replace you.

I love you so much

  …but that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to hurt you.

I promise

  …until I don’t want to keep it anymore.