Dear Mrs. R,

I know I am not one of your favorites

You've made that very clear

But I do have something to say

That I think you should hear

I think I'll make it short and sweet

I don't want to take up you precious time

The way you've treated some of us

Is far from fair or kind

"Crapping on you" 

Apparently that's what we do

I so admire your word choice

I really, really do

But here's a few choice words for you

Just because I know they'll offend

Fuck you

Fuck you 'till the end

Love, 

The Student You Never Cared About