For the life of you, will you just go out in the sun?

While you’re at it too, stop doing stupid stuff so your vampire boyfriend will have to come save you!

He should have left the moment you sat down in Biology.

If you weren’t so stubborn, the Cullens wouldn’t have to deal with your ability to ALWAYS get into trouble. Whether it be a certain French redhead or the Volturi.

You should have stayed with your mother and her new husband.

AND STOP TWITCHING SO MUCH! It’s rather annoying to watch on the screen.

~Literally everyone in the entire world