Dani (a Charming CVS Pharmacist Assistant)

within Zieglerville, pennsylvania

genuine snow white hair

upon her noggin doth adorn,

perhaps she will divulge to me (in private)

after i croon (to said lass),

the melody of Jimmy Crack Corn

hmm...or, maybe this mission

perchance twill be doomed from the start,

and hence finding me forlorn

thenceforth, a backup contingency measure,

would warrant me to don my thinking cap,

and for extra ordinary reinforcement unfold

each Taj Mahal shaped ear flap

plus (for reinforced ironic steeliness),

aye also resort to buttress

any aural "stormy Dani yelling)

via walled in interlap,

which accouterment functions

as a double agent i.e. (or,

to be rather crude),

an audiological jockstrap

to vet or figuratively kneecap

any unwanted infiltrating leaping lap

ping "FAKE" distracting news

inducing madcap

mass media circus

driving this generic teetotaler

to pour himself a nightcap

essentially providing wig gull room

with very little margin of ear err, or overlap

against bigwigs to trumpet pap

pill low ma rendered free and clear

asper insidious (mama mia) paparazzi

charting imp pea ching fear

bringing out bare arms

most likely something internuclear

simply to discover visa vis authenticity

if cute employee (sporting hair

white as the virgin snow),

which doth simmer and glare

blindingly, thus necessitating sunglasses

(I choose the Ray-Ban brand)

as recommended by cited


all time favorite pharmacist

who unwittingly (or simply because

my myopic eyes didst stare)

fixedly - drawn to such a darling (doll ling)

explaining any reason to go THERE

to CVS - that tis where.


This poem is about: 
My community


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