It’s hard to be a closet salesman
The kids these days just don’t need them any more.
They used to wear one color at a time
Pick your poison
Pink or blue.
But now the rebellion is taking hold
They swear that pink and blue
They say to wear your colors with pride
They don’t shut them away
Like they used to.
They are burning down their closets as we speak
A bit of an overreaction, if you ask me.
They say they want to abolish the closet
They want their children to avoid using euphemisms
For societal conventions built on hate.
I suppose the closets are a little dreary
With their padlocks and prison bars.
I suppose if we burn the closets
There will be more space to build
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