A Bit of Tick
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There are a few things,
That always seem to drive me nuts
And in case you were wondering
It includes hating your guts!
Starting from your head
Down all the way to your toes
You're that ONE thing
So here's how it goes..
I hate how you smile
I hate how you care
I hate your self-absorbed "wind in my hair"
I hate your thoughts,
I wouldn't spare a penny or two
Just to be in your presence,
Now that's something I won't do.
I hate how you talk,
and the pitch of your voice goes higher.
Hold on a second,
Now your hair is on fire.
I warned you once, even twice
At least now you don't have lice.
So if you were wondering,
What truly makes me tick.
I would point at you,
With my big ol' stick.