Proudly presenting the first ever annual

  Miss Moon Beauty Pageant!

All the contestants are regular people

and absolutely NO stereotypes may be observed.

Lei is a scientist, polyglot, and mother of three.

Pedra is a genderfluid journalist from Mexico City.

Cameron was the youngest black astronaut at 5.

Kelcey is a cardiac surgeon.

And Leslie is an upstanding local politician.

We have more contestants to announce,

  BUT FIRST! Our grand prize...

The winner shall receive a full scholarship

  to any top university in the worlds!

This is how we do things,

here on the Moon Colony.

We hope you enjoy the show!